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| Monday, March 12th, 2007 | | 10:48 pm |
General asshats
Circle I Limbo Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Objectivists
Circle IV Rolling Weights Greens
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx PETA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas NAMBLA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands Marxists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell | | Saturday, February 24th, 2007 | | 5:22 pm |
| Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... | | | Your Score: | Average For All Users | Average For All Straight Moderate Single Pink-Skinned 21 to 27-Year old Males
(157 total) | | | Dating | 88.46% | 34.22% | 29.86% | You - have you ever kissed a girl? | | Self-Lovin' | 62.12% | 61.35% | 46.45% | Master of your domain | | Shamelessness | 96.77% | 77.6% | 78.11% | Has yet to see self in mirror | | Sex Drive | 100% | 75.31% | 71.47% | Monks are envious | | Straightness | 100% | 39.71% | 30.05% | Just go fuck something, okay? | | Gayness | 100% | 78.75% | 93.09% | Repressed, are we? | | Dominant | 100% | 87.06% | 84.31% | Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs | | Submissive | 100% | 87.45% | 89.14% | Submits to no one... almost | | Fucking Sick | 100% | 90.08% | 90.9% | Refreshingly normal | | Total Score | 94.3% | 74.09% | 72.28% | | Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!
(By The Ferrett) |
| | Monday, January 1st, 2007 | | 8:52 pm |
New Year's Resolutions
1. Get myself in shape and lose a few extra kilo's 2. Go back to University and pass all enrolled subjects. 3. Attempt my drivers license for a second time and pass it finally. 4. Go to Sydney in Easter to visit a couple of online friends, one who is going to be studying at Macquarie University from USA for a semester. | | Monday, October 9th, 2006 | | 9:41 am |
| | Saturday, May 13th, 2006 | | 6:45 pm |
You Know You're From Australia When...
You Know You're From Australia When... |
Your next door neighbours can be from Tunisia, Israel, Indonesia, Japan, Zimbabwe, Iraq, Brazil, Spain, Malaysia...
The community is so concerned over the fact that muslim women can't use public swimming pools because there are men present that they have female-only periods.
The Greeks and Mexicans next door ask you over to have a barbeque.
You don't actually use the words 'sheila' or 'shrimp'.
You sleep with Aeroguard on.
You're wearing a cap emblazoned with 'Get A Dog Up Ya.'
You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread and actually grow to like it.
You actively dislike Americans, but watch their TV, eat their food and worship their idols.
You think Tall Poppy Syndrome is a national condition.
Democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of John Howard.
Your idea of a lethal weapon is a slug gun.
The closest you ever got to going overseas was your packet of 5 Days In Rio grundies.
A posh meal = an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The term "musical instrument" also extends to wobbly bits of ply-wood, hand saws, gum leafs and combs.
Your most offensive curse also doubles as an exclamation of awe or amazement, like, "fark orf!"
All of your internationally famous people don't live here.
You think footballers dressing up in drag on TV is funny (but your son being gay isn't).
You relish test cricket - the longest, slowest game in sport (and that's not even counting the replays). After all, what else gives you an excuse to sit on your arse for five days, watch TV and sink piss with your mates?
You don't drink Fosters, but you let the world think you do.
The only thing better than beating the Pohms at ANY sport is giving them shit for it.
You love, adore and admire a particular team/sportstar/actor on a winning streak - until they lose. Then they're just crap and 'past it.'
You can compress several words into one - ie 'g'day', 'd'reckn?' This allows for more space for profanities.
You favour either Holden or Ford - or a souped-up WRX with new kit and a bootful of subwoofer.
Driving down the main street/beach road playing bad techno is your idea of a perfect Saturday night / Sunday arvo.
You make kooky films, sometimes about wayward road trips (across the outback preferably). Quite a few are crap.
You know all the words to Khe Sahn but not the national anthem.
Your nickname ends in 'a' or 'o'.
You have a customised stubby holder.
Your soap stars become pop singers and move to the UK.
You've ever used the words - grouse, tops, ripper, choice, sick, rad, exo, ace, wicked, ballistic - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you really mean it.
Your cooking apron has plastic breasts on it.
The "Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!" chant has been a religious experience in the past.
The blokes at the local gym think your weight training is an opportunity to ask you out on a date.
The big national sporting events are men-only.
Your politicians believe than sticking the prefix 'un' in front of your nationality is an effective way of making you sit down and shut up.
Our mantras are 'fair go for all', 'mateship' and 'little Aussie battler' - but we still publicly condemn those with different viewpoints to us.
The barbeque is a male-dominated arena. And the women do the salads.
'Fair go for all' excludes indigenous people.
An eight-hour trip to go camping for the weekend isn't out of the question or excessive.
You take pride in living in a tolerant multicultural society but firmly believe that all Poms and Kiwis are fair game.
You insist on asking every celebrity who steps of an aircraft what they think of Australia. If the response is not overwhelmingly positive, they should be subjected to immediate public ridicule.
The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important than local and national news stories.
Slick pick-up lines like 'Wanna shag?' and 'Carn, show us yer tits' can constitute male-to-female conversation.
You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.
You realise you have no Bill of Rights.
The first thing guaranteed to get eaten at parties is fairy bread.
So that's the special ingredients that make up an Aussie - whatever your taste.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Austrailia. |
Current Mood:  relaxedCurrent Music: Becoming - Pantera | | Sunday, April 23rd, 2006 | | 5:13 pm |
| You Are Coke | 
A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.
Your best soda match: Mountain Dew
Stay away from:Dr Pepper |
| | Friday, April 21st, 2006 | | 7:24 pm |
| | 4:16 pm |
Your Inner European
Maybe I should search for an Italian woman on the internet to establish a long term relationship with, marry her and live in Italy for the rest of my life :-D
Your Inner European is Italian! |
Passionate and colorful.
You show the world what culture really is. | Current Mood:  gigglyCurrent Music: Big Man With a Gun- Nine Inch Nails | | 2:27 pm |
How diffcult was your childhood
Difficult
Your life has been 46% difficult. |
Based on your family, money, political context, and personal situation -- during the important years of your development -- it appears your life was DIFFICULT. What does this mean?
Well, the "difficulty" of your life is a measure of how rough you had it. Relative to the world, you had a very, very difficult childhood. I'm not sure what "success" means to you, but whatever it is, you can achieve it. When you do, it'll be that much more impressive.
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I have a new test! Straight males and gay/bi females, check out my brand new How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test | | | My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 84% on difficult |
| Current Mood: happyCurrent Music: Getting Smaller - Nine Inch Nails | | Sunday, April 16th, 2006 | | 9:43 am |
Survey
| About Me Personality Quiz | | What is your name?: | Tristan | | How old are you?: | 23 | | When is your Birthday?: | 12 March 1983 | | What is your zodiac sign?: | Pisces | | Where were you born?: | Hobart, Tasmania | | Where do you live now?: | Bendigo, Victoria | | What color eyes do you have?: | Brown | | What color hair do you have?: | Red Copper | | How tall are you?: | 173cm | | How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies): | 73kgs | | What is your race?: | White/European | | What is your worst fear?: | Being poor for the rest of my life | | Do you smoke?: | No | | Do you drink?: | Yes | | Do you cuss?: | Yes | | Do you use drugs?: | No | | Have you ever or will you ever steal?: | Yes | | Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?: | Yes | | Do you play in a band or play an instrument?: | No | | Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?: | No | | If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?: | What? | | Do you suffer from depression disorder?: | No | | If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?: | | | Have you ever tried to commit suicide?: | Yes | | Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?: | No | | What subculture do you belong too?: | Loners | | Are you evil?: | No | | Do you believe that you can be possesed?: | No | | Are you a paranoid person?: | No | | Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?: | Yes | | Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?: | I have obsessions | | Are you a violent person?: | No | | Do you take your anger out on other people?: | No | | Do you blame other people for your mistakes?: | Yes | | What is your favorite game?: | GTA 3, Vice City and San Andreas | | What is your favorite movie?: | | | Who is your favorite band?: | Nine Inch Nails | | What is your favorite song?: | Hard to choose | | What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?: | The Bulletin, National Geographic | | What is your favorite color?: | Black | | What is your favorite food?: | Hamburgers | | What is your favorite drink?: | Coke | | Do you own a pari of converse?: | No | | Do you own a pair of dickies?: | No | | Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?: | No | | Are you a virgin?: | Yes | | Are you kinky?: | No | | Do you like biting?: | No | | Do you masturbate?: | Yes | | Do you watch pornography?: | Yes | | Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?: | No | | Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?: | No | | Are you hyper active person?: | No | | Are you religious?: | No | | Do you have any self inflicted scars?: | No | | Does pain turn you on?: | No | | Do you stand for originality and creativity?: | Yes | | Do you like meeting new people?: | Yes | | What do you like most about life?: | Being alive | | What do you dislike most about life?: | Nothing | | Do you believe in love at first fright?: | No | | Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?: | No | | Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?: | No | | Do you own a car?: | No | | Have you been to jail, yet?: | No | | Are your clothes held together with safety pins?: | No | | Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?: | No | | Have you ever vomit while making out?: | No | | Have you held a job for less than a day?: | No | | Do you own more than two pair of jeans?: | Yes | | Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?: | No | | Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?: | No | | Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?: | Yes | | Does the world piss you off?: | No | Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d |
Current Mood: relaxedCurrent Music: All the Love in the World- Nine Inch Nails | | Saturday, April 15th, 2006 | | 11:23 am |
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